It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
false alarm. still invincible.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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