Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He has the fingertips of a God
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