gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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