he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
be right there i have to get my cape
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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