ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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