I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
