you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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