Farmville is her only friend.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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