Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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