wanna go halves on a baby?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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