Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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