she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
