You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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