Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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