So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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