Can Purell be used as lube?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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