dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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