I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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