Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hippo gnu deer
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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