i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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