I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
