So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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