If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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