I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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