So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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