He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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