she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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