Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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