I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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