We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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