yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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