I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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