My friends, they love my intelligence
i think my mom watched the whole time
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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