im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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