how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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