You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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