i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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