So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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