your parents love me but you hate me
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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