she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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