we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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