i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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