you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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