Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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