that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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