Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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