At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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