it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
