you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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