How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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