Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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