Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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