im so drunk with asians
where?
always
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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