people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.