i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm