WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just want to make out with him forever
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
