Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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