I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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