yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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