i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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