i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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